OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
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hi does anyone have that gif of a beefy dude blowing a dildo on a hotel bed then a maid opens the door, sees him and then closes the door and he keeps blowing the dildo without noticing or caring? thanks in advance. your pal, grimelords.
god bless and thanks
I contemplated reblogging this for at least 5 minutes why does this exist omg
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera